Cheesy Pick Up Lines

2009-07-25T15:50:00.003-07:00

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Here are tons of funny and cheesy pick up lines for your entertainment and use (yes, you can use it!). I'll share in another post how you can use cheesy pick up lines for various purposes.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines 1-20

1. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you.

2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

3. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!

4. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

5. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

6. Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!

7. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

8. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

9. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

10. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

11. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

12. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

13. Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

14. Check their label on their shirt and when she says, "What are you doing?" You say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

15. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together

16. "Can I borrow a quarter?" When she asks "why?", say, "I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her."

17. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

18. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

19. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

20. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.

More Cheesy Pick Up Lines 21-40

21. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

22. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

23. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

24. You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

25. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

26. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

27. You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

28. Do you have the time? No, the time to write down my number?

29. Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

30. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

31. I was looking at a light bulb today and it made me think of you and how you light up my world.

32. You know, we have actually met before. Remember the dream you had of the perfect guy? I was the guy standing to his right.

33. Is your name David? I want to be Goliath and fall for you.

34. You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.

35. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag…because I asked for you for Christmas.

36. My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

37. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

38. Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you!

39. Hey baby. You got a jersey cause I need your name and number?

40. I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop

Even More Cheesy Pick Up Lines 41-60

41. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

42. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

43. Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?

44. Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

45. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

46. Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you.

47. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

48. You be the biscuits and I'll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.

49. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

50. If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

51. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

52. Are your legs tired because you've been running through my mind all day long?

53. You better have a license because you're driving me crazy!

54. If you were the new burger at McDonald's, you would be the McGorgeous.

55. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot!

56. I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin' hot!

57. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction!

58. You must be Jamaican, because you're Ja makin' me crazy

59. Are you religious because you're the answer to all my prayers

60. You're lookin' really hot, you must be the reason for global warming

There's plenty more cheesy pick up lines 61-65

61. Stop, drop and roll baby because you're on fire.

62. How is your fever? Oh, you just look hot to me.

63. You're a 9, but you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me

64. Do you have sunscreen cause you're burning me up!

65. If I had a soccer ball, would you come kick it with me?

If you have any more cheesy pick up lines feel free to comment and leave some more!!

Stupid Cheesy Pick Up Lines

2009-07-12T16:51:00.000-07:00

Here are some cheesy pick up lines this guy did on video. If you look past the silly performance, some of these cheesy pick up lines aren't that bad!

Cheesy Pick Up Lines with Math

2009-07-01T16:54:00.000-07:00

Here's a facebook link to some clever and cheesy pick up lines with a Math theme. These are cheesy pick up lines for the 1400 SAT scorers.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines in Math